Alcohol side effects.....

Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!! 1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet. Cause   : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure:   Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause   : You're lying on the floor. Cure:   Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry. Cause   : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure:   Quickly refill with your favorite drink! 4. Symptom : The floor is moving. Cause   : You're being dragged away. Cure:   At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause   : You have your glass on your ear. Cure:   Stop making a fool of yourself!     6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause   : You're in the wrong house. Cure:   Ask if they can point you to your house.     7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and The music is very repetitive. Cause   : You're in an ambulance. Cure:   Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.